Don't Sit Down 'Cause I've Moved Your Chair

Break a mirror
Roll the dice
Run with scissors through a chip and fryer fight
Go into business with a grizzly bear
But just don’t sit down 'cause I've moved your chair

Find a well-known hard man
And start a fight
Weigh your chances on bonfire night
Fill in a circular hole with a peg that's square
But just don't sit down 'cause I've moved your chair

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Yeah yeah yeah
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Yeah yeah yeah

Bite the lightning
But tell me how it tastes
Kung-fu fighting
On your roller skates
Do the Macarena in the devil's lair
But just don’t sit down 'cause I've moved your chair

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Yeah yeah yeah
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